Sir Quotes

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

Sir,’ said Stephen, ‘I read novels with the utmost pertinacity. I look upon them--I look upon good novels--as a very valuable part of literature, conveying… — Patrick O'Brian
Sir, with no intention to take offence, I deny your right to put words into my mouth. — Robert Louis Stevenson
Good Evening , Sir John. I hope that you will accept a little gift from me.' I should be honored, Your Majesty.' I want to… — Philippa Gregory
I think I'll be a clown when I get grown,' said Dill. Jem and I stopped in our tracks. Yes sir, a clown,' he said.… — Harper Lee
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting That would not let me sleep. — William Shakespeare
Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you'd like… — Christopher Moore
Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly… — Graham Chapman
There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse
He is not easy to describe. There is something wrong with his appearance; something displeasing, something downright detestable. I never saw a man I so… — Robert Louis Stevenson
It was for one minute that I saw him, but the hair stood upon my head like quills. Sir, if that was my master, why… — Robert Louis Stevenson
Sir,"she said,"you are no gentleman!" An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, Miss, are no lady. — Margaret Mitchell
After the signing of the Constitution, Benjamin Franklin was asked by a woman on the street, "What have you given us, sir?" Franklin Responded, "A… — Glenn Beck
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She… — Charles Dickens
As for you, Private, if you mention a word of this to anyone, I'll feed you to the cat thing here. Understand?" "Yum," said Mogget.… — Garth Nix
Sir if I was your daughter I would wait until this train started again and throw myself in front of it! — Kirby Larson
-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter — P.G. Wodehouse
William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir." Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free… — Terry Pratchett
The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir. — David Foster Wallace
Please, sir, I want some more. — Charles Dickens
You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant. You mean the sledgehammer, sir? Yes. — Terry Pratchett
Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?" Darcy: "Not if I can help it!" Sir William: "What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy!… — Jane Austen
There's got to be more to life than just living," Foyle said to the robot. Then find it for yourself, sir. Don't ask the world… — Alfred Bester
Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?" "Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir. — Terry Pratchett
What did they feed the lions and tigers with in the ark, sir? — Terry Pratchett

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