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• Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.
• It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in…
• I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
• I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or…
• Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
• If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
• It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have…
• Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
• My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the…
• Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
• Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
• You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

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