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- All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede…
- I can teach anybody how to get, what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me…
- Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.
- It is no use to keep private information which you can't show off.
- If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our…
- Another editor. That thing behind his ear is his pencil. Whenever he finds a bright thing in your manuscript he strikes it out with that.…
- To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
- Peace by persuasion has a pleasant sound, but I think we should not be able to work it. We should have to tame the human…
- We wish to learn all the curious, outlandish ways of all the different countries, so that we can "show off" and astonish people when we…
- The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the…
- ...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in -…
- July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves,…
- We must annex those people. We can afflict them with our wise and beneficent government. We can introduce the novelty of thieves, all the way…
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