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178 Shorts quotes by 152 unique authors

We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other,… — Rachel Griffiths
When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's… — Tom Bergeron
The intention was to shoot short films that can exist as shorts independently, but when I put them all together, there are things that echo… — Jim Jarmusch
Okay, I like to think I'm likeable I like to think I write a rap that's tighter then some biker shorts. — Wale
Now, there ain't no way that you could kill the beast dead, I got Middle East women and Middle East bread. I got oil well… — Busta Rhymes
Shorts yuh a wear mek di print start to show. Two hard a follow back a you to an fro. So a want yuh bring… — Mad Cobra
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. — Daniel Tosh
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth — Superbad
Leaving VERY early tomorrow on our second honeymoon. Secret destination but bring shorts and sunglasses. — Dr Drew
Milli Vanilli paid us off in bicycle shorts and hair extensions. — Unknown Author
Damn it feels good to be a Taylor rock camp shorts chuck tees and smoke paper — Wiz Khalifa
I used to listen to Biggie and Diddy when I was little, in booty shorts, and be in my room just backing it up, she… — Aubrey O'Day
85 degrees out, shorts, and a tank....this is a tease. I just want summer! — Kendall Jenner
There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my… — Michael Cera
I finally got a gmail account but I never use it. I like AOL because its so embarrassing. People look at you like youre a… — Paul Rudd
Late nights,bikinis, short shorts, flip flops, sunglasses, sunshine, loud music, pool parties, no makeuo, the list goes on. SUMMER! — Unknown Author
I would show up for work and look at the pairs of tight, shiny shorts or jeans that made up our 54 wardrobe and wonder… — Ryan Phillippe
I was singing at a radio show in New York, and a boy threw his boxer shorts on to the stage. I picked them up… — Natasha Bedingfield
If it's cold enough to wear pants, then wear real shoes. If it's warm enough to wear flip-flops, the wear shorts. It makes me crazy! — Hilarie Burton
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his hands… — Brian Zilinek
We're obsessed with the way Kate looks, Wellington boots with shorts? Who else could get away with that? — Rachel Zoe
When the both of you are completely comfortable around eachother in shorts & a tee, that's when you know it's real. — Raghib Clitso
Girls feel comfortable in suits, Smart in shorts, Proud in formals, But, In someone's arms they feel secure nd complete — Mak_786
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, We aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or that… — Sheryne Brooks
If your not in a tank top shorts and bare feet, your overdressed, summer 2013 hurry new memories are awaiting! — Julia Doherty

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