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- Before the first World War women were arrested for smoking cigarettes in public, for using profanity, for appearing on beaches without stockings, for driving automobiles…
- Everyone has to do 20 push-ups for the mellophones shorts.
- A lot of women in the summer nowadays are just a bunch of stuffed shorts.
- Giving the tortoise a little wave, I kind of felt stupid afterward for doing so. It just stuck its head back in its green and…
- After that we got silent. Then Stark finished and spoke. When he did, he was talking to everyone, but me. Jade has yet to know…
- But we don't have swim suits on!! Now he is grinning mischievously. Thats ok. He strips into his boxers and runs into the water going…
- CHAPTER 8 I slept in my own bed that night. You could say.. I slept.. I dreamed about being like them. How amazing it felt.…
- Was that the light people see before they die? Did I almost die? All these questions start to rise in my head when there was…
- Okay, I like to think I'm likeable I like to think I write a rap that's tighter then some biker shorts.
- Milli Vanilli paid us off in bicycle shorts and hair extensions.
- Late nights,bikinis, short shorts, flip flops, sunglasses, sunshine, loud music, pool parties, no makeuo, the list goes on. SUMMER!
More Shorts Quotes
- I love shorts in the colder climates, because you can wear them with chunky sweaters and jackets. It's cute and funky. — Rachel Bilson
- Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don't seem to wear shorts. American men… — Bill Bryson
- I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts. — John Cena
- In the summer I wear shorts with a bright top and ankle boots or just sandals. I'll add a nice scarf, maybe… — Alessandra Ambrosio
- I've gone through stages where I hate my body so much that I won't even wear shorts and a bra in my… — Fiona Apple
- One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz
- It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man… — Ted Knight
- It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and… — Lena Dunham
- Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around in his shorts. — Ray Wilkins
- One night, Don Henley called, and I told him, 'I'm washing dishes and bike shorts.' He said, 'It's in the domestic exercises… — Sheryl Crow
- I was a lot more critical of my body when it was probably pretty awesome. Why did I not ever wear jean… — Jessica Alba
- Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow… — Paula Deen