Shorts Quotes

178 quotes by 159 authors

I love shorts in the colder climates, because you can wear them with chunky sweaters and jackets. It's cute and funky. — Rachel Bilson
Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don't seem to wear shorts. American men seem to be… — Bill Bryson
I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts. — John Cena
In the summer I wear shorts with a bright top and ankle boots or just sandals. I'll add a nice scarf, maybe a hat, some… — Alessandra Ambrosio
I've gone through stages where I hate my body so much that I won't even wear shorts and a bra in my house because if… — Fiona Apple
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts. — Dennis Franz
It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is… — Ted Knight
It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and a bunch of… — Lena Dunham
Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around in his shorts. — Ray Wilkins
One night, Don Henley called, and I told him, 'I'm washing dishes and bike shorts.' He said, 'It's in the domestic exercises of life that… — Sheryl Crow
I was a lot more critical of my body when it was probably pretty awesome. Why did I not ever wear jean shorts? That's so… — Jessica Alba
Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties. You know,… — Paula Deen
Catsuits were big for me in the '90s, and I had many of them. Even catsuits with shorts in them. — Soleil Moon Frye
The perfect shorts are always important. — Britt Robertson
I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough… — Matthew Gray Gubler
The word â€˜grungeâ€™ became a household term, and fashion runways were filled with flannel shirts and long underwear. Oh, how we laughedâ€¦ Every now and… — Dave Grohl
I just wanted to see how the shorts felt again. — Rafael Nadal
Before the first World War women were arrested for smoking cigarettes in public, for using profanity, for appearing on beaches without stockings, for driving automobiles… — Geoffrey Perret
A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the… — Tom Ford
At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks. — Hunter S. Thompson

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