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Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last… — Linus Torvalds
People wear shorts to the Broadway theater. There should be a law against that. — Stanley Tucci
At the beginning of my career I was going through a really weird phase of dressing in boys clothes. I would only wear one American… — Florence Welch
A simple life is good with me. I don't need a whole lot. For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach… — Yanni
A lot of people say, 'AC/DC - that's the band with the little guy who runs around in school shorts!' — Angus Young
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce… — Tom Robbins
Happy. Just in my swim shorts, barefooted, wild-haired, in the red fire dark, singing, swigging wine, spitting, jumping, running—that's the way to live. All alone… — Jack Kerouac
She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts. — Rick Riordan
Say “no” only when it really matters. Wear a bright red shirt with bright orange shorts? Sure. Put water in the toy tea set? Okay.… — Gretchen Rubin
On the morning in question, she wore white shorts and a pink T-shirt that featured a green dragon breathing a fire of orange glitter. It… — John Green
He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy… — Rick Riordan
A thump thump thump noise that was so unfamiliar, and yet I couldn't quite place it. But I knew it. It was---"Mmm-hmmm," Monica murmured, just… — Sarah Dessen
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would… — Christopher Moore
I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking through a prison… — Augusten Burroughs
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got… — Janet Evanovich
The other thing that troubled me: Dad was clutching his workbag. Usually when he does that, it means we're in danger. Like the time gunmen… — Rick Riordan
Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showing, but they… — Rick Riordan
Do you have a favorite constalation, Percy?' I was still kind of wondering about the little green snakes he'd shoved into his jogging shorts, but… — Rick Riordan
Adrian opened his mouth, undoubtedly ready with some inappropriate and mocking comment. Lissa gave him a sharp headshake that kept him quiet. "Aren't there any,… — Richelle Mead
For as long as I could remember, he had never worn a single piece of clothing that could be considered casual. Khaki shorts and golf… — Anne Fortier
Here, cover yourself with this and I'll wash your shorts." "Oh, I don't care if you see me," says Peeta. — Suzanne Collins
Happy. Just in my swim shorts, barefooted, wild-haired, in the red fire dark, singing, swigging wine, spitting, jumping, running -- that's the way to live.… — Jack Kerouac
Rowdy, hopped-up college kids pass us in an endless, noisy blur like they're being mass produced or squeezed out of a tube - guys skulking… — Jonathan Tropper
I can’t see through clothes or anything. Just glamour skin. Except I can see through all of you, since your clothes aren’t real.” I stopped,… — Kiersten White
I'm quite certain that if the rest of the world vanished overnight and the development of cricket were left in Australian hands, within a generation,… — Bill Bryson

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