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Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts. — Terry Butcher
The emancipation of today displays itself mainly in cigarettes and shorts... painted lips and nails, and the return of trailing skirts and other absurdities of… — Sylvia Pankhurst
I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material. — Andy Milonakis
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts. — Andy Van Slyke
Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts? — Zach Braff
Everyone has to do 20 push-ups for the mellophones shorts. — Unknown Author
A lot of women in the summer nowadays are just a bunch of stuffed shorts. — Unknown Author
I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too. — Lucy Pinder
With women, my wiring shorts out. My senses respond to the physical and the chemical, the scent and sheen of her. Evil could not possibly… — Paul Levine
It's true, I don't like the whole cutoff-shorts-and-T-shirt look, but I think you can look fantastic in casual clothes. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
So I'm running in the park on Saturday, in shorts, thinking this is great, but are we all gonna die? You know? I can't, I… — Meredith Vieira
I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into… — Michael Chiklis
The weather in California is so much hotter than it is in England that it's absolutely changed my style. I have many more dresses and… — Tamsin Egerton
It took me thirty-six years; and, in some fifty stories, ranging in length from short-shorts to novels, I think I must have touched, in one… — Isaac Asimov
I tend to think shorts are too casual That's just not businesslike. — Dale Carnegie
When I was in elementary school, I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The Delia's catalog used… — Hayley Williams
Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They could, for example, have tighter shorts. Female players are pretty, if… — Sepp Blatter
There's an obligation to not lead people down the wrong path, but I hardly think me wearing short shorts on stage is creating monsters. — Iggy Azalea
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts. — Woody Allen
Tennis takes care of everything. It requires agility and quickness to get to the ball, core strength to get power into your shorts and stamina… — Samantha Stosur
I feel like I am a lot of who I am because I watched these shows that said it was okay to be a total… — Mae Whitman
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really… — Kevin Nealon
I think swag is very important to rappers. It's the overall appearance and style of an artist - these blue shorts and this blue hat… — Soulja Boy
I cannot feel my legs from the waist down any longer. But who cares? I look good and that's all that matters. And when I… — Eliza Coupe
When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the guy behind the… — Dan Fogler

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