Best Shorts Sayings

178 Shorts quotes by 152 unique authors

When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wore shorts, and… — Hani Furstenberg
Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform. — Lorrie Fair
I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to… — Maggie Grace
When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I… — William Jackson
I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. — David Wain
The Church is the house of God. It is forbidden for men to enter with bare arms or in shorts. It is forbidden for women… — Pio of Pietrelcina
I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid. Although one time… — John Travolta
The one place you don't want to wear shorts is any major awards show. You can wear them to the Teen Choice or Kids' Choice… — Peter Som
I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold. — David Letterman
I think my daughter actually influences my style more than having boys. I tend to dress more masculine with pants or shorts or flat boots,… — Kourtney Kardashian
It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in… — Danny DeVito
I'm super, super casual. I like boxer shorts or jeans or tank tops, tennis shoes and flip flops. That's about it for me. — Shannon Elizabeth
I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because… — Kathleen Hanna
My style is ghetto chic. I love tacky jewelry, mega heels, high-waisted shorts, catsuits. — Jessie J
Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts. — Guy Kawasaki
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and… — Queen Latifah
There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise. — Bill Nighy
Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts. — Donny Osmond
NASA has to approve whatever we wear, so there are clothes to choose from, like space shorts - we wear those a lot - and… — Sally Ride
I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini. — Emma Roberts
Part of my preparation is I go and ask the kit man what colour we're wearing - if it's red top, white shorts, white socks… — Wayne Rooney
I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to… — Maria Sharapova
I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank… — Richard Simmons
When I go to teach, that's not my workout. It's my show. I'm 134 pounds - I'm a teeny thing. I work out 11/2 hours… — Richard Simmons
I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine. — Jessica Simpson

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