Best Shorts Sayings
178 Shorts quotes by 152 unique authors
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When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wore shorts, and…
— Hani Furstenberg
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Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.
— Lorrie Fair
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I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to…
— Maggie Grace
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When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I…
— William Jackson
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I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping.
— David Wain
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The Church is the house of God. It is forbidden for men to enter with bare arms or in shorts. It is forbidden for women…
— Pio of Pietrelcina
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I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid. Although one time…
— John Travolta
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The one place you don't want to wear shorts is any major awards show. You can wear them to the Teen Choice or Kids' Choice…
— Peter Som
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I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.
— David Letterman
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I think my daughter actually influences my style more than having boys. I tend to dress more masculine with pants or shorts or flat boots,…
— Kourtney Kardashian
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It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in…
— Danny DeVito
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I'm super, super casual. I like boxer shorts or jeans or tank tops, tennis shoes and flip flops. That's about it for me.
— Shannon Elizabeth
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I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because…
— Kathleen Hanna
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My style is ghetto chic. I love tacky jewelry, mega heels, high-waisted shorts, catsuits.
— Jessie J
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Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.
— Guy Kawasaki
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I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and…
— Queen Latifah
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There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise.
— Bill Nighy
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Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.
— Donny Osmond
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NASA has to approve whatever we wear, so there are clothes to choose from, like space shorts - we wear those a lot - and…
— Sally Ride
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I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini.
— Emma Roberts
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Part of my preparation is I go and ask the kit man what colour we're wearing - if it's red top, white shorts, white socks…
— Wayne Rooney
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I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to…
— Maria Sharapova
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I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank…
— Richard Simmons
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When I go to teach, that's not my workout. It's my show. I'm 134 pounds - I'm a teeny thing. I work out 11/2 hours…
— Richard Simmons
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I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.
— Jessica Simpson
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