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Robert Benchley has 89 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
• Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin…
• A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still…
• Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot…
• A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
• The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

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