Shitty Quotes

99 Shitty quotes by 82 unique authors

How is it women talk about how shitty men treat them, then when I become involved with a few they ask or tell me to… — Massmurder
She gives good heads but has a shitty brain. — Dumbfoundead
Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now I dont drink… — Shia Labeouf
Shitty ass day smh can't wait to get a smoke... — Unknown Author
I wish athletic grey wasn't shitty. — Jay Baruchel
The things that are said in the show about race and religion are maybe more shocking because its not done now. But for women I… — January Jones
Like this if you think graffiti is a beautiful artwork, or Unlike this if you think graffiti is just shitty vandalism . — Mariana
If life deals you a shitty hand, bluff the shit out of it! — Mitchell Sakundiak
If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard. — Peta-Gaye Clark
Remember, happy wife, happy life. Shitty wife, shitty life. Your choice — Hussein Nishah
People say the lord works in mysterious ways. As if it makes all the shitty things in life sweeter. Death is equally mysterious but there's… — Unknown Author
This is an important lesson to remember when you're having a bad day, a bad month, or a shitty year. Things will change: you won't… — Kelly Cutrone
Well simply u were born coz theere were too many angels in heaven and so many ugly one in the earth...so u were born to… — Danny
When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer
Your best friend is there for you after every break up and through every shitty ex. They will put you back together when youre hurt. — Lorna Grace
Some people will make a great teacher's, but a shitty student, because of nobody but their own ego !! — Glen Rambharack
You are beautiful. Regardless of all the teasing and pushing. You are wonderful. Even though you're told otherwise. You are amazing. You can make my… — Sunny Smith
Im dark, evil, fucked up in the brain, my soul burns in hell, my existance is a disgrace to the whole entire world beyond human… — Megannn(:
It is better to talk with my hands than talking to a shitty face like you. — Unknown Author
That moment wen someone says its not about winning its about knowing your a winner wel thats a shitty lie your only a winner when… — Onyeulo Amarachi
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja
Having diarrhea at work is the true definition of a shitty day. — Nikhil Saluja
If you can't text and drive, you're just a shitty driver. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is too short to waste time reading shitty literature. There are plenty of other books in the sea...~D. — D Michael Hardy

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