Shitty Quotes

99 Shitty quotes by 82 unique authors

I get shitty scared. One show in Amsterdam, I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I've thrown up a couple of times.… — Adele
I love bossy women. Some people hate the word, and I understand how "bossy" can seem like a shitty way to describe a woman with… — Amy Poehler
There’s nothing wonderful or interesting about unrequited love. I think it’s shitty, just plain shitty. To love someone who doesn’t return your affections might be… — Steve Toltz
The truth is I've worked a lot of things people would consider shitty jobs but I've never really hated any of them. — Patrick Rothfuss
A song is not going to change this damn world. Instead of making people mad about this shitty situation, it's going to make everybody happy.… — Chaka Khan
I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues. — Sarah Silverman
Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor, the enemy of the people. It will keep you cramped and insane your whole life, and it is… — Anne Lamott
We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe. — Lewis Black
We’re sick of hearing people say, “That band is so gay,” or “Those guys are fags.” Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you… — Pete Wentz
At least we both know how shitty the world is. You wearing a beard as a mask to disguise it. I wearing my tired smile.… — Jack Spicer
Why are you not smarter? It's only the rich who can't afford to be smart. They're compromised. They got locked years ago into privilege. They… — Michael Ondaatje
sometimes you get run down. sometimes life throws dirt in your eyes and it stings and you can't see for a few minutes. even after… — Hayley Williams
The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your… — Frank Zappa
I'm human. That's how humans spend their time, doing shitty things. — Nick Hornby
You're going to come across a lot of shitty band, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names… — Gerard Way
Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere. Start by getting something—anything—down on paper. What I’ve learned to do… — Anne Lamott
Addicts, as a group, generally score far above average o intelligence tests. Why? You tell me. I guess maybe we're smart enough to have figured… — James Frey
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were… — Dennis Lehane
Like some kind of strange vacuum cleaner I tried to console him. I recited the same old litanies that you say to people when you… — Richard Brautigan
I think most people, and I'm talking vamp or human, are shitty. They put on an act. They pretend to be all nicey-nice, but are… — P. C. Cast
The crazy people of the world...shouldn't get to win. If God won't make it better after they do have their shitty little victories, then ordinary… — Stephen King
People ask me why I wear veils. I reply, I am mourning. Mourning what? Well I figure something shitty must be going on somewhere. — Lady Gaga
I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team. — John Green
C'mon, you're gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you. — Alexandra Potter
You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were. — Jodi Picoult

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