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Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty -- you can always tell a shithead by that initial…
— Edward Abbey
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No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good…
— Edward Abbey
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Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County: any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem.…
— Edward Abbey
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Once I was adviced never to trust a pretty face. Well, and what should I do when a meet a shithead?
— William C. Brown
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It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was taking it. "Okay.…
— J R Ward
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The world is full of shitheads, Rhea. Don’t listen to them—listen to me. And I know that Lou is one of those…
— Jennifer Egan
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of…
— Tucker Max
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I think the public's perception of a rock fan is that they are neandethal, macho shitheads; and there's probably a massive proportion…
— Richey Edwards
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OMG WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME o.O and lawl that's not the first time to be honest ... and then…
— Unknown Author
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