Shaving Quotes

83 Shaving quotes by 78 unique authors

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld
This world is not a platform where you will hear Thalberg-piano-playing. It is a piano manufactory, where are dust and shavings and boards, and saws… — Henry Ward Beecher
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception,… — Robert Breault
I am very impressed with the results (from laser hair removal). Even after the first treatment, there was a huge difference. I save time everyday… — Deborah
When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary… — Mort Walker
Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-handed, like writing and shaving. — Mike Weir
These days, my subjects are murder and mayhem and other terrible things that happen to people - things that are even worse than cutting yourself… — Linwood Barclay
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him… — Gary Carter
In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history. — Phil Donahue
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped! — Justin Bieber
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird. — Paul McCartney
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. — Sammy Davis, Jr.
Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs. — Henry Ford
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg
I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream. — Marc Jacobs
Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year's Eve. A lot has happened to me in… — Joan Jett
Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. — Jack Kemp
Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong. — Unknown Author
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits… — Alan Moore
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting… — Barack Obama
I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly… — Clive Owen
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going… — William Petersen
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. — Adlai E. Stevenson
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! — Roald Dahl

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