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- The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success. — Robert Benchley
- Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth. — David Rees
- A lot of songs you write are just for exercise - just pencil sharpeners. — Harlan Howard
- Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color… — John Mayer
- Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil… — Roald Dahl
- On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush… — Maira Kalman
- Life is pointless unless you have a sharpener. — Cory Lilwall
- Again with the effects!(: Okay,See those three things?They were my top three first self-harm weapons(There were four)..How did I get them? I… — Jazzy