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Robert Benchley has 89 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin…
• A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still…
• I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot…
• The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
• An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
• In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

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