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She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I…

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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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The best history is but like the art of Rembrandt; it casts a vivid light on certain selected causes, on those which… — Walter Bagehot
Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines. — Alec Baldwin
To be selected was an honor, and in respect of the family member chosen to run, families held feasts and gave away… — Dennis Banks
But once the person is selected, at that point that person is independent. — Stephen Breyer
We are selected, but I grew up in California and in San Francisco and there was a system of electing judges. — Stephen Breyer
You got to have people at the top who respond to and are selected by presidents. — Dick Cheney
It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from whom we may expect the most efficient service. — Ulysses S. Grant
Nature has but one plan of operation, invariably the same in the smallest things as well as in the largest, and so… — Marcello Malpighi
But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its… — Henry David Thoreau
What is a novel if not a conviction of our fellow men's existence strong enough to take upon itself a form of… — Joseph Conrad
The world is but a large prison, out of which some are daily selected for execution. — Walter Raleigh
Characteristically skeptical of the idea that living things would faithfully follow mathematical formulas, [Robert Harper] seized upon factors in corn which seemed… — Unknown Author

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