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- It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so… — Michael Bay
- In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't… — Saul Bellow
- Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it… — Tom Brady
- When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks
- Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too… — Eric Cantor
- As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to… — Drew Carey
- A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear… — Mariah Carey
- A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. — Chanakya
- Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy… — George Clooney
- ... the fact is it didn't happen in the first month, the first six weeks, in a way that was at all… — Barack Obama
- (In response to Java) Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going… — Bill Gates
- You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row — Eddie Long