« All Schmidt Quotes · 21 Jump Street's Page
Schmidt Quotes by 21 Jump Street
- When did I get stabbed? That's AWESOME! -Schmidt
- I think I crapped my pants. -Schmidt
- You DO have the right to be an attorney, if you want to. -Schmidt
- I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. -Schmidt
- Hey Korean Jesus. -Schmidt
- We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man. -Schmidt
- It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me. -Schmidt
- Lets make a baby! -Schmidt
- Have some fairy dust motherfucker! -Schmidt
- Hey Korean Jesus, I don't know if you only cater to Koreans, or even exist. -Schmidt
- You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? -Schmidt
- Man...I thought this job would have more car chases and shit... -Schmidt
More Schmidt Quotes
- Google's a strange place. When I met Eric Schmidt, he said, "If you are kind to everybody, then you will make good… — Larry Brilliant
- I told him (Pete Rose, Jr.) who to watch. I said if you want to be a catcher, watch Johnny Bench. If… — Pete Rose
- People say I don't have great tools. They say that I can't throw like Ellis Valentine or run like Tim Raines or… — Pete Rose
- I was taught coming up in the Phillies organization to be seen and not heard by people like Pete Rose, my hero… — Ryne Sandberg
- More than a pleasant surprise, Danny Schmidt was no less than a revelation to me. And that's not a word I use… — Unknown Author
- Pamela Smith and Benjamin Schmidt have gathered together a wide-ranging and provocative set of original essays that successfully demonstrate how contingent the… — Deborah Harkness
- The career 500th home run for Michael Jack Schmidt! — Harry Kalas
- Eric Schmidt likes to point out that if you recorded all human communication from the dawn of time to 2003, it takes… — Eli Pariser
- I would do 'American Splendor' and 'About Schmidt' again in a heartbeat. — Hope Davis
- The many pro-surveillance advocates I have debated since Snowden blew the whistle have been quick to echo [Google CEO] Eric Schmidt's view… — Glenn Greenwald
- My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit… — Vin Diesel
- Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked… — Maureen Dowd