21 Jump Street Quotes

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• Did It hurt when you fell from Heaven? Fell
• You are here because you some Justin Beaver, Miley Cirus lookin' muthas. -Captain Dickson Beaver
• When did I get stabbed? That's AWESOME! -Schmidt Awesome
• It obviously goes something like...you have the right to remain...an attorney. -Jenko Attorney
• ...suck my d*ck, motherf*cker! -Jenko Ck Motherf
• I think I crapped my pants. -Schmidt Crapped
• I'll beat your f*cking dick off! -Jenko Beat
• You DO have the right to be an attorney, if you want to. -Schmidt Attorney
• I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. -Schmidt Dick
• Hey Korean Jesus. -Schmidt Hey
• F*ck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest! -Officer Doug Penhall Arrest
• Shut the f*ck up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation! -Tom Hanson Dweebs
• We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man. -Schmidt Actor
• You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man! -Domingo Domingo
• Tough titty, I f*cked her too! -Tom Hanson Cked
• F*ck you, Glee! -Jenko F Ck
• We had to get f*cking tattoos on our dicks, man! -Tom Hanson Cking
• It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me. -Schmidt Car
• You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a… Any

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