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• Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
• You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell…
• You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on…
• I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was…
• I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
• I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
• I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear…
• I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.
• Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
• I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
• I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By…
• I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like…

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