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John Mulaney has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
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If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.
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It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially…
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Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
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Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken
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Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just…
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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still…
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You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more…
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I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something…
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As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I…
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The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the…
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Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see…
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How do you say one actor is better than another actor? You can definitely say that in the Olympics if it's the…
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I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist for years…
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Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
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The truth is my idea has been to always stay at Barcelona and see out the rest of my career here. Like…
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When old settlers say 'One has to understand the country,' what they mean is, 'You have to get used to our ideas…
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Never, no never, did Nature say one thing, and wisdom another.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to.
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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Two went to pray? Better to say one went to brag, the other to pray.
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Try stuff. I also used to believe that it's better to be smart than lucky because if you're smart you can out-think…
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I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession past the bank so he could say one last goodbye.…
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If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social revolution and…
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