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When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it's… — Tom Hanks
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. — Herbert Hoover
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose… — Steve Israel
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In… — Rush Limbaugh
The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we're doing or takes sides when we have… — Dave Matthews
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in all of these… — James McAvoy
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. — Trey Parker
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man. — Patti Smith
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my… — Shirley Temple
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright
CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he… — Bill Watterson
In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus. — Timothy B. Tyson
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. — Scott Dikkers
Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers. Even if that… — Chuck Palahniuk
It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a proof… — H. L. Mencken
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a… — Heather Brewer
When you give of yourself something new comes in to being... the world expands, a bit of goodness is brought forth and a small miracle… — Kent Nerburn
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"… — Daniel Handler
In the far corner, a tenor began to sing, Zsadist's crystal-clear voice sailing up toward the warrior paintings on the ceiling far, far above them… — J R Ward
A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it had been anyone… — Janette Rallison
She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation Army Santa Claus,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your… — P.G. Wodehouse
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more… — Charles M. Schulz

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