Best Sandwich Proverbs

243 Sandwich quotes by 212 unique authors

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee. — Gabriel Iglesias
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank.… — Ralphie May
I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A Pimp… — Boondocks
First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled… — Riley Freeman
Buy me a unicorn. and you will live. get me a sandwich and I will love you forever. — Luuluu
You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too? — Unknown Author
Throw away the key, its a rap bitch! Large shake and a Ludacris sandwich. — Ludacris
All I want is a good sandwich. — John Gotti
Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat. — Unknown Author
The guiltiness of finding a hair in your sandwich and you pull it out and sheepishly carry on eating — Holly Fitzgerald
Life is like a Shit Sandwich,the more Bread the less Shit you have to Eat! — Virgil Estep
No, you make ME a sandwich! — Unknown Author
I just paid $6 to park in a parking structure, to go to Subway to get a $5 sandwich. I miss Oregon and huge parking… — Sara Underwood
Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco? — Andy Samberg
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.' — Steve Carell
When I'm working, I'm incredibly disciplined, because when you're portraying someone else, your body isn't your own. But when I'm not working, I think less… — Anne Hathaway
I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said… — Freddie Prinze Jr
I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying… — Chelsea Handler
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you… — Pacifiersucker
I hate when skinny girls calls themselves fat just to get compliments....bitch, shut up and go eat that sandwich — Eniss
If true love was actually as easy to find as some people think, then English terms like divorce, abortion, spousal abuse, breakup, heartbreak, loneliness, separated… — Andrew Duran
I guess what I like most about NY is that it feels like home to me. I was born here in 1977 and have lived… — Liv Tyler
I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary… — Fred Willard
Seeing A Cockroach In Your Sandwich Is Not A Problem... But Seeing Only Half Part Of The Cockroach In Your Sandwich? That Would Be, Can… — Pacifiersucker
I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it… — John Pinette

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