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- I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good,…
- Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich.
- An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating…
- Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is…
- A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
- You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?
- Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
- No, you make ME a sandwich!
- When a girl takes your ex say oh do you want my leftover sandwich too?
- I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I`m in the kitchen!…
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- Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
- I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black
- I don't order fries with my club sandwich. — Mario Lemieux
- Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing… — Muddy Waters
- I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the… — Jim Carrey
- Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that,… — Oscar Wilde
- Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama
- God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running… — Cynthia Rylant
- When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in… — Thomas Jane
- Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but… — T. Boone Pickens