Best Sandwich Sayings

243 Sandwich quotes by 212 unique authors

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me. — Jimmy Cannon
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz
I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good,… — Unknown Author
It was a sh*t sandwich. — Kris Humphries
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal. — Jeffrey Dahmer
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. — Allan Sherman
The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism. — Calvin Trillin
We hunger for significance, for signs that our personal existence is of special meaning to the universe. To that end, we’re all too eager to… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look… — Danny DeVito
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was… — George Vecsey
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey
A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain
I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's… — Stephen Colbert
I want a sandwich named after me. — Jon Stewart
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've… — Andy Roddick
I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was… — Meghan Trainor
Life is good when you have a good sandwich. — Keanu Reeves
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Pharrell Williams
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. — Sol Wachtler
The mediocrity principle simply states that you aren't special. The universe does not revolve around you; this planet isn't privileged in any unique way; your… — PZ Myers
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast.… — Ana Ortiz
Dagwood Bumstead was a great unrecognized hero of American literature. He showed up every day, he got knocked down every day, he never got to… — James L. Brooks
Dr. Lipsenthal is a profound explorer of our inner and outer worlds. Enjoy Every Sandwich will help you heal your fear of death and embrace… — Edgar Mitchell
I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich! — Justin Bieber

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