Salad Quotes

247 Salad quotes by 207 unique authors

We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink… — Olivia Munn
I eat a lot, but really well. Every morning, I make a tofu scramble with soy cheese; lunch and dinner is usually a salad, with… — Lea Michele
Life lesson: Don't shake the bottle of salad dressing until you've made sure that the top is closed. — Steve Carell
Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him. — Jenna Marbles
Im in my mid-20s and I know how to look after my body on my own. Im not going to deny that I dont think… — Amanda Seyfried
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of… — Joan Rivers
Women Are Like Fruits. Every Woman Has Her Own Uniqueness, Taste, And Colour... But The Problem Is The Men, Sometimes They Seem To Love Fruit… — Pacifiersucker
You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli. — Jon Cryer
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange, celebrate your differences - make a great fruit salad. Love isn't about being the same - it's… — Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia
Here's to the girls that, don't wake up with perfect hair, who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who would rather… — Amanda
Going to maccas for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug — Tamika-leeigh
Here's to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair who don't mind eating a big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50… — Kaylee
Some people say when life hands you lemons, make lemonade? What if life hands you a pile of shit, what are you supposed to make… — Nishan Panwar
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Unknown Author
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a FRUIT Wisdom is not putting it in Fruit Salad — Ritu Ghatourey
Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here! — Nikhil Saluja
Salad? Thats what my food eats. — Nikhil Saluja
People on a diet should have a salad dressing called 250 Islands. — Nikhil Saluja
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug. — Nikhil Saluja
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Annoymous

Who Wrote These Salad Quotes

207 authors contributed a total of 247 Salad Quotes, led by these top contributors: