Restaurants Quotes

721 Restaurants quotes by 559 unique authors

I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
McDonalds in Tokyo is a terrible revenge for Pearl Harbor. — S I Hayakawa
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. — Todd Barry
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam
A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order… — Derren Brown
I really understood what was happening in Cannes. I was in a restaurant during a break and when I came out 2 hours later, 500… — Robert Pattinson
I went out a couple of times with Pierce. He's totally recognizable, and he makes no effort to tone it down. Some people were glancing… — Robert Pattinson
In a longish life as a professional writer, I have heard a thousand masterpieces talked out over bars, restaurant tables and love seats. I have… — Morris West
There wasn't much around. After the shows, we would go to an Italian restaurant that a friend of ours owned and so I didn't get… — Connie Francis
Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra
We would turn everything into songs in those days...A lot of people think "Alice's Restaurant" was an anti-war song. It's not. — Arlo Guthrie
All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheese making class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to… — Jesse McCartney
The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are very honest and say, 'Look,… — Ray Charles
Respecting the dignity of a spectacular food means enjoying it at its best. Europeans celebrate the short season of abundant asparagus as a form of… — Barbara Kingsolver
Most restaurants fail. The sad ones are stillborn. The mad ones flourish within the bustle and excitement of fame, notoriety, the thrill of the new.… — Sam Sifton
Fame is not the worst thing. I went to dinner the other night, and the girls in the restaurant ignored me. It was so annoying. — Leonardo DiCaprio
Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they measure up, and… — Lady Gaga
I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out. — Kristin Kreuk
I'm in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up with a concept for a late-night restaurant… — Ruben Studdard
I just have some restaurants to just go and eat there. Do mean places to watch people? I like to go shopping look for guitars… — Jason Schwartzman
I'm a creature of habit. I go to restaurants all the time and stuff — Jason Schwartzman
Anyway, I lived on the streets and did pretty good until I got caught stealing, what was it? I kicked in a restaurant window, went… — Gregory Corso
My dad's side of the family are missionaries who are more comfortable sitting around in sweatpants than they are in a five-star restaurant. But those… — Evangeline Lilly

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