Restaurants Quotes

721 Restaurants quotes by 559 unique authors

When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it… — Unknown Author
Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms. — W.C. Fields
The finest landscape in the world is improved by a good inn in the foreground. — Samuel Johnson
I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power. — Dick Cavett
I met a keen observer who gave me a tip: 'If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or… — A J Liebling
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins. — Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy. — Calvin Trillin
Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan. — Calvin Trillin
I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English. — Calvin Trillin
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are… — Dave Barry
Books are the perfect Time Machine. By the simple act of opening a book you can, in an instant, be travelling up a jungle river… — Louis L'Amour
Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behavior of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that space was not an absolute but… — Douglas Adams
Emotions, in my experience aren't covered by single words. I don't believe in "sadness," "joy," or "regret." I'd like to have at my disposal complicated… — Jeffrey Eugenides
There are television sets in every home, every restaurant, every hotel room, every shopping mall-now they’re even small enough to carry in your pocket like… — Anton Szandor LaVey
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening.… — Amy Sedaris
Well, I look at it like this: When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more… — Jeffrey Wright
Howard Hughes himself was a regular at the restaurant, and in a way it became his headquarters, too. Howard had recently relocated to Las Vegas,… — Esther Williams
I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant owners do, because eventually I am going to have to… — Josh Hartnett
Mostly I enjoy the restaurants (my husband is a chef), though I wish we had a wider diversity of ethnic food. — Poppy Z. Brite
The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are. — Ted Allen
After I won a match at a tournament I tried to repeat everything I did the day I won. Before my next match, I ate… — Goran Ivanisevic
In a restaurant one is both observed and unobserved. Joy and sorrow can be displayed and observed "unwittingly," the writer scowling naively and the diners… — David Mamet
The traveller's-eye view of men and women is not satisfying. A man might spend his life in trains and restaurants and know nothing of humanity… — Aldous Huxley
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West
I sometimes think the chef end of cooking is not the real end of cooking. Cooking is all about homes and gardens, it doesn't happen… — Delia Smith

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