Restaurant Quotes

574 Restaurant quotes by 453 unique authors

And by the same token, I appreciate math, because I can't do math. If I have to read a map or figure out the tip… — Thomas F. Wilson
Fortunately, many people also enjoy a stand-alone as a sample of something new, like trying the special at a favourite restaurant one night instead of… — Sarah Zettel
Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a… — Merrill Markoe
I was raised by my grandparents, and they always made sure that I had a pencil and some paper, whether we were in the car… — Jarrett J. Krosoczka
I kind of think of engineering like the chefs at a restaurant. Nobody's going to deny chefs are integrally important, but there's also so many… — Ben Silbermann
And, of course, millions of us cross the border to work in US homes and gardens and factories and carpentry shops and restaurants, and if… — Alma Guillermoprieto
My parents demonstrated against the Vietnam war, they were into the civil rights movement, the feminist movement, they started the first vegetarian restaurant in Pittsburgh. — Justin Sane
I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and… — Al McGuire
A restaurant is a fantasy-a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast. — Unknown Author
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke. — Helen Hunt
I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a… — Erma Bombeck
In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders. — Jimmy Fallon
When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more you enjoy your meal. — Jeffrey Wright
When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it… — Unknown Author
I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power. — Dick Cavett
I met a keen observer who gave me a tip: 'If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or… — A J Liebling
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins. — Andy Rooney
There are television sets in every home, every restaurant, every hotel room, every shopping mall-now they’re even small enough to carry in your pocket like… — Anton Szandor LaVey
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening.… — Amy Sedaris
Well, I look at it like this: When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more… — Jeffrey Wright
Howard Hughes himself was a regular at the restaurant, and in a way it became his headquarters, too. Howard had recently relocated to Las Vegas,… — Esther Williams
I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant owners do, because eventually I am going to have to… — Josh Hartnett
The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are. — Ted Allen
After I won a match at a tournament I tried to repeat everything I did the day I won. Before my next match, I ate… — Goran Ivanisevic
In a restaurant one is both observed and unobserved. Joy and sorrow can be displayed and observed "unwittingly," the writer scowling naively and the diners… — David Mamet

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