Restaurant Quotes

574 Restaurant quotes by 453 unique authors

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece… — Daniel Handler
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to… — Eddie Izzard
I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee. — Burt Lancaster
Don't settle. Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the right path, get off it. — Chris Brogan
Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise. — Jason Segel
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person… — Michel de Montaigne
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask… — Oscar Wilde
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada… — Erma Bombeck
My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got… — Justin Bieber
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop… — Paul Reiser
I promised my daughter I'd name my first restaurant after her, but now the other kids are like, 'Dad, what about us?' I'm gonna have… — Buddy Valastro
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. — Todd Barry
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam
A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order… — Derren Brown
I really understood what was happening in Cannes. I was in a restaurant during a break and when I came out 2 hours later, 500… — Robert Pattinson
I went out a couple of times with Pierce. He's totally recognizable, and he makes no effort to tone it down. Some people were glancing… — Robert Pattinson
In a longish life as a professional writer, I have heard a thousand masterpieces talked out over bars, restaurant tables and love seats. I have… — Morris West
There wasn't much around. After the shows, we would go to an Italian restaurant that a friend of ours owned and so I didn't get… — Connie Francis
Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra
We would turn everything into songs in those days...A lot of people think "Alice's Restaurant" was an anti-war song. It's not. — Arlo Guthrie
All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheese making class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to… — Jesse McCartney
The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are very honest and say, 'Look,… — Ray Charles
Most restaurants fail. The sad ones are stillborn. The mad ones flourish within the bustle and excitement of fame, notoriety, the thrill of the new.… — Sam Sifton

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