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Report Quotes by Will Rogers
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!…
- Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for the criminally insane…
- There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the…
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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