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• The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real…
• The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
• So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!
• No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the…
• A fool and his money are soon elected.
• She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
• Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only…
• I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I…
• There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
• The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
• Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
• Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the…

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