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- Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed… — Jim Carrey
- When she walks she walks with passion when she talks, she talks like she can handle it when she asks for something,… — Nelly Furtado
- If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real… — Jack Handey
- When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come… — Jack Handey
- To be physically fit is just a small aspect. You can be a beautiful physical specimen, but you're empty as far as… — Lee Haney
- Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. — Jack Handey
- Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving… — Jack Handey
- You know how to paint a room real fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and then somehow figure out how… — Jack Handey
- I believe that there is no prayer without fasting and there is no real fast without prayer. — Mahatma Gandhi
- Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She… — Kevin Hart
- Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast. — Kevin Hart
- I love love and falling in love, but it can get pretty flat real fast. — Claire Danes