Real Fast Quotes
26 quotes by 19 authors
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Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I…
— Jim Carrey
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When she walks she walks with passion when she talks, she talks like she can handle it when she asks for something, boy she means…
— Nelly Furtado
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
— Jack Handey
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When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy.
— Jack Handey
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To be physically fit is just a small aspect. You can be a beautiful physical specimen, but you're empty as far as what it takes…
— Lee Haney
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Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
— Jack Handey
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Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth…
— Jack Handey
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You know how to paint a room real fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and then somehow figure out how to skate up…
— Jack Handey
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I believe that there is no prayer without fasting and there is no real fast without prayer.
— Mahatma Gandhi
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Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing…
— Kevin Hart
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Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
— Kevin Hart
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I love love and falling in love, but it can get pretty flat real fast.
— Claire Danes
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Hip-hop is getting to the point now where they are going to start sounding like Al Jarreau or Bobby McFerrin or some of the other…
— George Clinton
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I did a lot of songs that I sold, but then they never came out and I never got paid for it. You learn real…
— Ester Dean
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There are phony teachers who profess all kinds of things, and I think you will figure out real fast who they are. They just don't…
— Frederick Lenz
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I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.
— Jonathan Katz
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I just fell into the Dylanesque idea of recording. He is real fast.
— Bob Seger
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Just because nobody else believes in your relationship doesn't mean you don't. You have something there for a reason, and that's why sh*t is gonna…
— Morgan R
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It was the summer before the real world started and, the deal was we would get to go, if we cleaned it up, and got…
— Eric Church
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It's a tough thing to know that when you're making your album, you're going to end up collaborating with, say, Wal-Mart, on your artwork. That…
— Ben Folds
Who Wrote These Real Fast Quotes
19 authors contributed a total of 26 Real Fast Quotes as follows: