Real Fast Quotes

26 quotes by 19 authors

Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I… — Jim Carrey
When she walks she walks with passion when she talks, she talks like she can handle it when she asks for something, boy she means… — Nelly Furtado
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast. — Jack Handey
When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy. — Jack Handey
To be physically fit is just a small aspect. You can be a beautiful physical specimen, but you're empty as far as what it takes… — Lee Haney
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. — Jack Handey
Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth… — Jack Handey
You know how to paint a room real fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and then somehow figure out how to skate up… — Jack Handey
I believe that there is no prayer without fasting and there is no real fast without prayer. — Mahatma Gandhi
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing… — Kevin Hart
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast. — Kevin Hart
I love love and falling in love, but it can get pretty flat real fast. — Claire Danes
Hip-hop is getting to the point now where they are going to start sounding like Al Jarreau or Bobby McFerrin or some of the other… — George Clinton
I did a lot of songs that I sold, but then they never came out and I never got paid for it. You learn real… — Ester Dean
There are phony teachers who profess all kinds of things, and I think you will figure out real fast who they are. They just don't… — Frederick Lenz
I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. — Jonathan Katz
I just fell into the Dylanesque idea of recording. He is real fast. — Bob Seger
Just because nobody else believes in your relationship doesn't mean you don't. You have something there for a reason, and that's why sh*t is gonna… — Morgan R
It was the summer before the real world started and, the deal was we would get to go, if we cleaned it up, and got… — Eric Church
It's a tough thing to know that when you're making your album, you're going to end up collaborating with, say, Wal-Mart, on your artwork. That… — Ben Folds

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