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I make up random funny weird quotes but they are allways duplicates in some way wtf... thumbs up if it happens to you — Drew Fonner
I never understood why I was misunderstood but I understand I was never mistaken to be underestimated. — Jenny The Jawbreaker
Be WEIRD, Be RANDOM, Be Who You ARE, Because You Never No Who Would LOVE The Person You Hide. — XoXoLysSA
When all else fails burst out in random song and dance(: — Sharon
If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's… — Hussein Nishah
How can random people come in your life, and make you feel perfect, special and everything they ever wanted But the one your with and… — Tabitha Lynn
Everywhere is walking distance if you have time — Steven Wright
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep. Oh… — Ryan Cardenas
Birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time — Jean Paul Richter
When you're texting in bed and your phone decides to cuddle with your face. — Unkown
In class random boys just hollar out DICK ! — PrettyMeee
Everything, including that which happens in our brains, depends on these and only on these: A set of fixed, deterministic laws. A purely random set… — Marvin Minsky
I make passes at men with mustaches. — Risa Schizophrenia
Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you? — Risa Schizophrenia
Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. — Risa Schizophrenia
Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive. — Risa Schizophrenia
Before I give you a 'random' handful of sweethearts, I read each one and hope you realize that message was from me to you — Guardian
To tell you the truth you are a giant whale turd... inside joke 5 — Candie
Hugs nice I guess but what really gets you if I random stranger comes up and gives you a hugs and you don't even know… — Bani Bowen
If you know someone has already been taken by another ,please respect their relationship. don't be the reason they end up being single . — #trippynation

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