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Dont Text me saying Im Bored Its Not My Job To Fucking Entertain Yu — Priscilla Nieto
I got to thinking about fate. That crazy concept that were not really responsible for the course our lives take. That its all predestined, written… — Sex And The City
I was given a gift, but sometimes to me it has been far from that. I was blessed with a ability to put pen to… — Adar Burks
Its random stuff, stuff that makes my life easier. One of the main things I started out doing was a car seat cardio Im always… — Kellan Lutz
Choose... To Live By Choice, Not By Chance. To Make Changes, Not Excuses. To Be Motivated, Not To Manipulate. To Be Useful, Not To Use.… — Pacifiersucker
I hate waiting for people to like me. I wait anyway though 'cause even just a crush for me lasts a year or much longer.......I'm… — Meagan
The Best Relationship Is When You Two Can Act Like Lovers And Best Friends. It's When You Have More Playful Moments Than Serious Moments. It's… — Pacifiersucker
Random house party? Yes please! — Tahj Mowry
Here's a random idea, just out of the blue. How about you fall for me, As hard as I fell for you? — Xuan Ta
The best way to keep good acts in memory is to refresh them with new.! — Majesty
I love to cook. When I'm away I miss my pots and pans and my spices. I take a lot of pride in the spices… — Amber Heard
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because I have nothing… — Leaf Burner
ThatAwkwardMoment...when your making some noodles and you misplace the flavor packet... — Freshly Snipes
You may be afraid of spiders but spiders are afraid of Nikes... — Freshly Snipes
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random numbers is, of course, in a state of sin. — John Von Neumann
Ive had the random someone have their agent contact my agent to ask me out and thats so bad. If thats the way we have… — January Jones
Ok, this shit is so random, And when Im with you Its like our heart beats, are in tandem, And when our lips lock, I… — Verse Simmonds - Boo Thang Ft Kelly Rowland
That super hot girl you see in a random place, you'll never see again. ;) — PrinceAzheef
Practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty. — Anne Herbert
I love those random memories which make me smile — Insane & Insomniac

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