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I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that love is at random. — Charlotte York
Feed my will to feel this moment urging me to cross the line. Reaching out to embrace the random, reaching out to embrace whatever may… — Tool
Welcome to Jam down, poor people ah dead at random. Political violence, can't done, pure ghost and phantom. — Damian Marley
*On the phone* Snooki: Hello? Random Guy: Hello. Snooki: Who's this? Guy: Can I speak to Angelina please? Snooki: No! She died. *Snooki hangs up* — Snooki
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random… — Bo Burnham
Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar… — Riley Freeman
What happened to knocking into a random girl in the street and getting talking, then taking her for dinner and calling her the next day? — Danny Worsnop
One of the most spiritual things you can do is embrace your humanity. Connect with those around you today. Say 'I love you', 'I'm sorry',… — Steve Maraboli
I just want you to be worth my time, worth the random gifts and worth the roses with the card that says — Mikey Mar
The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open it at random and, having found something that interests you,… — Prince De Ligne
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best… — Rita Mae Brown
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy. — Henry Kissinger
Logan- I really wish james whould stop being a big time horror — Shelby
I'm always going in, because I can't find out — Ryan Wiese
When people act so stupid and dont know when to shut there mouths ....... love school — The Bicth
Random person- hello I just got an FB give me sum advice random persons friend-WHF u got an FB RP- wht does WTF mean RPF-… — Ella
I love that feeling when I get a random text from u that plainly says — MRT
When your single sometime you just need to go up to a random stranger and say: Hey Cutie With A Bootie Can I Get Your… — Lindsey & Kelsey
(random Thought)Ladies.., if you have a nickname that begins with or ends in juiicy .. in my eyes ...I'm a consider you a hoe that… — David Betancourt
Only RELIGION is capable of inspiring people to be too hypersensitive to tolerate a word against their ideologies and misplaced beliefs, but insensitive enough to… — Steve Fowler

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