Raccoons Quotes

22 Raccoons quotes by 22 unique authors

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon. — Randy Quaid
Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the… — Phil Donahue
Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can. — Joss Whedon
As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't… — Jim Butcher
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian.… — Chris Rock
We don't have to go to wild places to find wildlife. A surprisingly wide range of species can be found in our sities and towns,… — Roger Tory Peterson
Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.… — James Lee
The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to… — Dave Barry
I was really inspired while I was pregnant and I wrote a whole album for my baby. I wanted to write a kids album that… — Jewel
I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant… — Matt Smith
I grew up in New Hampshire. My closest neighbor was a mile away. The deer and the raccoons were my friends. So I would spend… — Steven Tyler
The thing to remember about love affairs," says Simone, "is that they are all like having raccoons in your chimney." ... We have raccoons sometimes… — Lorrie Moore
Why is love easy? I don’t know. And the raccoons don’t say. — Robert Fulghum
I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins. — Jeaniene Frost
It is only now, these years later, that Rahel with adult hindsight recognized the sweetness of that gesture. A grown man entertaining three raccoons, treating… — Arundhati Roy
Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for… — Rachel Caine
An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers. — Ilona Andrews
Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's,… — Darynda Jones
I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some… — Jeff Smith
The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very different from your… — Jane Velez-Mitchell
Sour D's got me touchin' the moon, rollin' up blunts the size of a fuckin' cocoon. Wolves roll together like some family raccoons, tellin' you… — Odd Future
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Raccoons Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 22 Raccoons Quotes as follows: