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• Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy.
• Youth: Time spent flip flopping between being lonely and wanting to be left alone.
• A cunning linguist puts his money where his mouth is.
• Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her…
• I like the way your smile takes up your whole face.
• Life is short, don't settle.
• The world is not cruel so much as indifferent.
• On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls.
• Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your…
• FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker…
• I hate it when there is nothing on the Internet...
• You don't love people because of who they are or what might happen if you dont. You love them because of who…

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