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- Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and…
- There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car, some say a…
- Wealth is, for most people, the only honest and likely path to liberty. With money comes power over the world. Men are freed from drudgery,…
- When I became a man, I put away childish things and got more elaborate and expensive childish things from France and Japan.
- The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The…
- A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes…
- Something that confirms all fears and many conspiracy theories about government is finding out what our elected representatives would put into law if they could.
- The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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