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Pun Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use…
- But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt…
- I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said. I KNOW. “I tried to live a good life. Does that help?” THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed.…
More Pun Quotes
- Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen
- Coincidences are spiritual puns. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe
- No one has ever laughed at a pun who did not see in the one word a twofold meaning. To materialists this… — Fulton J. Sheen
- This place is the Devil, or at least his principal residence, they call it the University, but any other appellation would have… — Lord Byron
- I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended. — Camryn Manheim
- Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. — Jason Segel
- A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first. — Oscar Levant
- There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun… — John Barrowman
- Zeus Is Dead is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit, moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very… — Jody Lynn Nye
- I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow… — Stephan Pastis
- For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may… — James Boswell