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• The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
• If libertarianism were easy to explain, and it weren't easy to exaggerate the effects of libertarianism, I think it would have been…
• You say we [reporters] are distracting...from the business of government. Well, I hope so. Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting…
• Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
• Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
• Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not…
• It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess…
• Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.

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