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Fred Allen has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
— Fred Allen
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It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
— W.C. Fields
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Even the White House has a press agent.
— Larry Wall
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Censorship has been my best press agent my whole life.
— John Waters
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I don't keep a press agent because I think people need to have a break from you.
— Donna Summer
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I was being taken around by a press agent at the Venice Film Festival at age 18. Was it fun? Sure. But…
— Ethan Hawke
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It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, producer, leading man; and you are a star if…
— Hedy Lamarr
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She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your…
— Unknown Author
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