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If Men Got Pregnant: Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags. — Nikhil Saluja
If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him. — Nikhil Saluja
If Men Got Pregnant: Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. — Nikhil Saluja
If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. — Nikhil Saluja
If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. — Nikhil Saluja
If Men Got Pregnant: Women would rule the world! — Nikhil Saluja
Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant. — Unknown Author
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma
Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first! — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies: if we have sex, there's a 50/50 chance we won't speak again. If you get pregnant, there's a 100% chance you'll never find me. — Nikhil Saluja

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