Top Pregnancy Sayings

507 Pregnancy quotes by 393 unique authors

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks
Rape,Period,Abuse,Abortion,Pregnancy,Harassment,Breast cancer,Being cheated on ..Females go through a lot. — Amit Verma
~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage… — A Josland
Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain. — Smoochy01
Girl ; Dad, what's better ? To pass or to fail ? Dad ; To pass obviously Girl ; OH GOOD, you'll be proud of… — Jeffrey Sarpong
Girls that get pregnant and still act reckless piss me off. You can't just think for yourself anymore, you have a kid to think about… — Shawn Captain
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma

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