Pounds Quotes

756 Pounds quotes by 643 unique authors

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Player, all I got is trap niggas and crooks in my huddle. They cook and I smuggle, got twenty pounds of kush in the duffle. — Cyhi Da Prynce
Bitches like you don't grow. You can't even look me in my eye, let alone go toe to toe and callin me skinny, youse a… — DJ Quik
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out… — Zoolander
That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman — Dodgeball
I'm 235 pounds of twisted steele and sex appeal , baby ! — Chris Jericho
Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear! — Ralphie May
You gain 30 pounds when you die no lie, lazy eye. I was high when they hit me, took a few cats with me. Shit,… — Christopher Wallace
Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my… — Dwight Schrute
Thousand pounds of weed. Riding in my car so fast I wont turn down the speed. — Wiz Khalifa
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. — Unknown Author
If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation — Jersey Shore
Scott is always complimentary. He loved my post-baby body, but I think hes excited Im getting my old body back too. I have a few… — Kourtney Kardashian
It's been hard to find time to work out, All I want to do is spend time with Mason. Losing the weight has been a… — Kourtney Kardashian
Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin', bacon burpin' jello… — Scary Movie
When I found out I had to take off my shirt in Teen movie, I panicked and hit the gym. I was like, 'It's going… — Chris Evans
I'm curvy, I'm never going to be 5' 11' and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I've got. — Scarlett Johansson
My character continues to grow, so I'd like to pack on at least a few more lean pounds. — Taylor Lautner
I put on a lot of weight...I put on about 20 pounds at one point. It was purely eating, eating, eating, working out and working… — Chris Hemsworth
I did get skinny. I've felt that pressure, like everyone else in my position. When a newspaper comes out that says 'Duff Puff...she must have… — Hilary Duff
My nickname was Big Boobs McGee .At that time, my breasts were much bigger, and firm, and delicious. I was 15 to 20 pounds heavier… — Lady Gaga
The exercise of jumping to assumptions has aided in the loss of many friends but never pounds — Lorinda Frankenberry
Ive tried Botox, but it scares me. Plastic surgery is really scary, but as long as you dont use these things to change your face,… — Cindy Crawford
Once, these girls on Bedford Avenue audibly mocked my outfit. One says, 'Those shoes are so stupid!' And the other says, 'The dress is OK… — Gillian Jacobs
It's been hard to be a show in L.A. and be trendsetting, because the fashions are in New York...Not to mention that most actresses are… — Sarah Michelle Gellar

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