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- Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock
- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see… — Jerry Seinfeld
- I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny
- The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them… — Angelina Jolie
- My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the… — Pink
- They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can… — Josh Duhamel
- All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back… — Kurt Vonnegut
- If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. — Kurt Cobain
- Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out. — Mark Salling
- Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop.… — Martha Plimpton
- If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and… — Aisha Tyler
- Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart