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• Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and… — Eugene Chadbourne
• I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of… — Eugene Chadbourne
• Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? — Shel Silverstein
• I notice, however, that Peter only pretends to inject himself—when he presses the plunger down, the fluid runs down his throat, and… — Veronica Roth
• Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people.… — Josh Q
• Taylor Gang or stick a plunger into a wall and run into it backwards. — Taylor Gang
• This is big shit poppin, u gon need a plunger!! — J. Cole
• This World is a piece of Shit... Just waiting for God to Flush the Toilet but everytime he tries the Devil keeps… — C-DASH

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