Plunger Quotes

8 quotes by 7 authors

• Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and he gets it… — Eugene Chadbourne
• I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up comedy… — Eugene Chadbourne
• Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? — Shel Silverstein
• I notice, however, that Peter only pretends to inject himself—when he presses the plunger down, the fluid runs down his throat, and he wipes it… — Veronica Roth
• Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them the… — Josh Q
• Taylor Gang or stick a plunger into a wall and run into it backwards. — Taylor Gang
• This is big shit poppin, u gon need a plunger!! — J. Cole
• This World is a piece of Shit... Just waiting for God to Flush the Toilet but everytime he tries the Devil keeps it clogged... We… — C-DASH

Who Wrote These Plunger Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 8 Plunger Quotes as follows:

• 2 Plunger Quotes by Eugene Chadbourne
• 1 Plunger Quote by Shel Silverstein
• 1 Plunger Quote by Veronica Roth
• 1 Plunger Quote by Josh Q
• 1 Plunger Quote by Taylor Gang
• 1 Plunger Quote by J. Cole
• 1 Plunger Quote by C-DASH